sometimes, i really want to give an honest answer. but, unfortunately, i'd get fired. so, i'm relaying all comments here. i'm probably gonna have a lot of these posts!
are those holds for like another branch? could we check those out?
okay, fool, you answered your own question!
(sitting behind desk) do you work here?
honestly, do you think i would be sitting here otherwise?
(phone)are you open?
no, this is an automated recording. please leave your message after the click.(hangs up phone)
(waves emphatically or snaps or something similar)hey, hey, hey.
you will be completely ignored. if you don't have respect for me, i don't have respect for you. so, get up off your lazy ass, come over here, and ask me polietly! then, maybe i'll help you.
(rambling, slightly delusional patron at the top of her lungs in the middle of the library)that bitch is gonna get cut!
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